Car, Keys, Wallet

Ever do something totally in earnest and then realize you’ve in fact done something quite funny?

This is a note that I wrote to myself a few days ago. The Gun refers to a lighter in the shape of a shotgun that I wanted to buy for my kitchen stove. The Bank refers to a trip to the bank to collect my new ATM card. Lastly, the $ refers to the $20 I wanted to exchange while at the bank. There you have it.

8 thoughts on “Car, Keys, Wallet

  1. Interpol

    Most interesting, Mr. Definition. Have you considered writing a post in which you name your closest associates, current location, favorite places to visit, future travel plans, political affiliations, preferences in firearms, and usual routes to work? The, ah, friend of someone we know has expressed interest in taking a vacation in Romania, and would find this information very useful in planning a trip.

  2. Leah

    That’s hilarious – gave me a good laugh while sitting around at work this morning.

    How’s your Zen Touch holding up, by the way?

    I think I’m going to buy from them – the Zen Sleek – –

    -Leah

  3. GeneQueen

    Sure, Sure…I see the bullet holes on the side from target practice 🙁

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