Litmus Tests

As many of you may know, I am currently knee-deep in the law school application progress. At this point, I’ve received some acceptances, some wait-lists (the most maddening of all,) and of course some rejections. Although a rejection is disappointing, I did aim high, so when Harvard wrote back replying that it would not be reserving a seat for me, I was not terribly shocked. This is not to knock the schools which have accepted me, (indeed I should have a definitive announcement soon,) but just a reflection of fact. There are simply more highly trained applicatants than there is space for them. To get into one of the top three law schools (Harvard, Yale, Stanford – or HYS in the jargon,) you not only need a perfect LSAT score and undergraduate GPA, but also have interned at the UN, started your own business and successfully managed the subsequent IPO. So, while I’m not Harvard material (sorry Mom,) I am confident in my abilities to do well wherever I attend and create a distinguished career.

One of my interests is environmental law, and I sometimes think about working for the EPA or other governmental agencies. This said, I realize that the competition for such important jobs will be fierce and that I will have to contend with the likes of those who graduated from HYS. Or at least I did before reading this article in the Boston Globe. The article discusses Monica Goodling (the former top aid to Alberto Gonzales who has resigned and pled the 5th) and the law school from which she graduated, Regent University School of Law.

This little known law school was founded by Pat Robertson, the Christian Dominionist who wishes to turn the United States into a theocracy. In the law school’s about us page, it claims: “The mission of Regent Law School is to bring to bear the will of our Creator, Almighty God, upon legal education and the legal profession.” Digging further, the student handbook (PDF) turns up some interesting details:

1. The Equal Opportunity Policy professes not to discriminate in regards to: disability, veteran status, age, geneder, race, color, national or ethnic origin. From this list, we can assume against whom they do reserve the right to discriminate.

2. In addition to the usual exhortations against drugs, alcohol and tobacco is prohibited. The motivation for this is stated as thus: “The Apostle Paul exhorts the body of Christ that, if they truly loved their fellow man, they would set aside their personal freedom by refraining from behavior that might be a stumbling block to their weaker brother.”

3. Sexual Misconduct. Disorderly conduct or lewd, indedent or obscene conduct or expression, involvement with pornography, premarital sex, adultry, homosexual conduct or any other conduct, which violates Biblical standards, is prohibited.

Not to belabor the obvious, but I also found out that John Ashcroft often teaches courses at the law school, although he is listed as a faculty member for Regent University’s Robertson School of Government. He taught a class titled “Human Rights, Civil Liberties, and National Security.” Regent is a Tier 4 school with a median LSAT score of 153.

The Boston Globe article outlines the history of the school and why over 150 Regent University alumni have been hired to Federal Government positions since the beginning of the Bush administration. One of the most blatant reasons for this alarmingly high number is the fact that Bush nominated the Dean of Regent’s School of Government as director of the Office of Personnel Management; the OPM is responsible for hiring civilians for Federal jobs. Regent Law boasts that 1 out of 6 of its alumni work for for the Government. Since those with law degrees tend to end up in the Department of Justice, it should come as no surprise the Goodling ended up in a senior position there. The article further describes that Ashcroft, while AG, changed the hiring rules for the DOJ: “Conservative credentials rose, while prior experience in civil rights law and the average ranking of the law school attended by the applicant dropped.” As Paul Krugman notes, this is but one example of the, “infiltration of the federal government by large numbers of people seeking to impose a religious agenda.”

The United States has never been perfect, but an important ideal it embodies is meritocracy, rule based on demonstrated ability. As a 162 LSAT recipient, I realize that Harvard isn’t interested in me. But in my rejection, I rest assured that those who were accepted did better than me on the test, and thus, supposedly, are more prepared for certain endeavors. I accept this without bitterness and understand that there is a class of people smarter than I am; I hope that these people put their skills to good use in the form of public service.

If an unexperienced graduate of a 4th tier law school established only to further a narrow-minded and undemocratic agenda is promoted to great heights in the DOJ, I can only wonder how many more such individuals are crafting policy within our Federal Government. Although it seems that the Bush house of cards is starting to tumble (see banner, top right) the damage that has been done will take years if not decades to reverse. When qualified candidates are passed over for at best partisan hacks, or at worst fascists bearing flag draped crosses, the peril to our democracy can not be over-stated. This, and Iraq, and Katrina, and Walter Reed, this is the face of compassionate conservatism, this is the revolution started by Regan and re-awakened by Bush post-9/11. This is what our country has become under Bush and these are the “values” to which roughly 1/4 of our own citizens apparently adhere. If we do not all do our part to stop this, the world will have lost a beacon for enlightened government.

6 thoughts on “Litmus Tests

  1. Dad

    It will take years, indeed, decades, to undo the damage done by the Bush administration. The botched war is the worst, but far from the only disaster inflicted upon this and other nations by the White House gang. Civil rights, reproductive rights, minority rights, tax equity, environmental remediation, advancement in stem cell research… all have been set back by the theocratic mind set of this sinister cabal. I pray to God as often as these religious zealots… that we might be delivered from their clutches!

  2. Chris

    Best of luck with the applications, Matt. The world can use all the environmental lawyers it can get, no question about it. Sorry to hear that HYS lacks insight. They’ll all regret it.

    It is possible to accomplish major things without a degree from HYS, by the way. Allen W. Dulles, who has the dubious distinction of being the first and longest director of the CIA, did not go to HYS. He went to George Washington. Maybe you’ll head up a sinister government agency one day. They may even name an airport after you.

    It does amaze me how many zealous right-wingers will thunder about the evils of the Taliban, without realizing how much they have in common. That last comment reminds me of a bumper sticker I’ve seen somewhere: “Dear Lord, deliver us from your followers.”

    I’ll look forward to hearing about where you’re going.

  3. BIG TEX

    WD,
    Congrats on the accecptances and I look forward to hearing where you end up. In response to the HYS schools, remember this: they are not neccesarily better, people are just under the delusion that they are worth something.

    I don’t know how it is in law, but in Clinical Psych, there are not a whole lot of schools and the difference between 1 and 1XX is not that much. In essence as long as you get licensed nobody cares where you went to school. The important thing is to go to a school which “feels right” and is a good fit for you. At the end of the day, the name of your lawschool will get you your first job but about 3-4 years later nobody will care where you went as long as you can do a good job. It is probably better go to Big Tex’s Psychology Hut/Taco Stand/ and Law school, do very well, and become an excellent attorney than to go to Harvard and be a lousy attorney.

    Oh and if you are ever in Denver, do drop by.

  4. Chris Silverman

    I knew someone who went to Big Tex’s. He liked the way the classes were taught in the halls and everyone sat in folding chairs.

    Isn’t the alma mater something about soup?

  5. VW

    Congrats on the law school acceptances. Let us know where you decide to go.

    PS: If Bush can be a president while maintaining a C-average during his college years, I’m not surprised what’s happening with the nepotism that’s going on in our government now. It’s sad but true.

    Hopefully the country will get better soon.

    VW
    an S-alumni

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